I snort too much coca cola
Débora. 21. Brazilian. Student. Journalism. Coke. I like being online a lot. Sometimes I'm nice, sometimes I'm rude. How do penguins have sex? They are so awkward.

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hoeskimos:

are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me

6 days ago with 54,686 notes    x lmao 

louisloveeleanor:

vardaesque:

420stuck:

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

exactly

1 week ago with 121,501 notes    x lmao 
2 weeks ago with 381 notes    x Bates Motel    x this fucking scene man    x this fucking mother    x lmao 
3 weeks ago with 186,220 notes    x lmao 
1 month ago with 4,097 notes    x friends    x LMAO 

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

1 month ago with 193,385 notes    x lmao 

nsfwsb:

tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights

1 month ago with 14,855 notes    x lmao    x *sips wine* 
1 month ago with 30,042 notes    x askjdhsakjdhsakjhdksa    x LMAO 
1 month ago with 52,087 notes    x Hannibal    x lmao    x Mads Mikkelsen 

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

1 month ago with 160,568 notes    x lmao 
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