thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

nsfwsb:

tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

jazuthewasianprincess:

olgg:

If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.

Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.

just calm down a second there, satan

whisk-ey:

If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.

fasterfood:

it is day 7 of being stranded in the desert. “hey is it hot in here or is it just me” i say to myself. i may be losing my mind, but i am gaining self confidence