September 2012
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A haiku about Mario Kart
hippiebones:
Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up
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August 2012
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apriki:
like a song by a band
download their entire discography
find out you only like that one song
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i-aint-bovvered:
willsmiff:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
damonallbran:
preliminaires:
neugenics:
badafro:
ohmygustavsson:
pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
When Gotham is ashes…then you have my permission to become pregnant
#TWO WEEKS BEFORE GOTHAM IS ASHES YOU...
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palmate:
a-mock-turtle:
Do you guys know what this means
You’re pregnant before a dick’s even in you now
You could be pregnant right now and not even know it
I’m pregnant
you’re pregnant
WE’RE ALL PREGNANT
YOU GET A FETUS
AND YOU GET A FETUS
AND YOU GET A FETUS
EVERYBODY LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR
IT’S A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST
EVERYONE GETS A FETUS
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calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
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galifianafuck:
the queen, ladies and gentlemen
...
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When someone tries to tickle me cause they think...
ijustdonteven-no:
Afterwords I’m all…
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paulsenspecters:
It’s almost autumn. I can smell the series premieres in the air.
#I love the smell of fandom in the morning
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viathevoid:
“Blastoise used surf!”
“The attack missed!”
HOW THE FUCK DOES SURF MISS IT’S A FUCKING TIDAL WAVE
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found-myself-in-wonderlaand:
remember when troy and chad thought that saying sharpay spent the holidays shopping for mirrors was the greatest diss ever omg.
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chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
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heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
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if Lionsgate removes the parts where Peeta wraps...
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joydivsion:
i love sleeping but i hate going to sleep do you see my problem
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Watchthephantomofasgard:
coralbluenumber3:
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princessnecrophilia:
I DONT THINK ITS POSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE HOW HARD I LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIMe
IM D YING
IM ACTUALLY CRYING IM NOT BEING CSARCASTIC IM SCYRING
SHRIEKING
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