these spaces between the tags are annoying me so deeply.
I like the internet because you can ignore people and they cant do anything about it
“don’t you die on me,” I say to my computer as I run to get the charger
- my friends: how does it feel to dedicate your life to a celebrity who is completely indifferent to your existence?
- me: pretty fucking great actually thanks
- breakfast: 1pm
- dinner: 7pm
- more food: 11pm
- midnight snack: 2am
i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
money doesn’t buy happiness
it is happiness