awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shut up! It is too early for you to be cute!
do you ever see a post on you dashboard and want to reblog it but then you realize that person reblogged it from you
there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS
it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT
this is too boring
THIS IS OBNOXIOUS
look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE
when people who think that you are mad when you are not actually mad and any statement you make to the contrary just makes you look mad and then you actually get mad because there is no way to prove that you are not indeed mad
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
First piece of bread in a loaf.
That feeling of self pride after you’ve successfully made a phone call.
- me: i am so bored
- unfinished video games: play me
- unfinished books: read me
- unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
- daily exercise routine: complete me
- me: there's nothing to do
50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
wth? Why not? You’re cheating.
IDG why that question is there though. Like…I could’ve just said ‘yeah, I did it’, THEN WHAT?
Or I could’ve done it by the window and dropped my phone out of it while jumping.
well, Steph, there is this thing called honour. If you have that, you wouldn’t lie, you know? But since you even suggested that you would lie about it, I guess you know nothing about honour.
And, honestly, you reblogged that so you agreed to jump. You’re just… skdhasjdhaskjdashk can’t play by the rules, eh?
dopey: Hm. So, I’m trying to think of one you don’t know. Hmmmmm OKAY! When I was about… 15? My parents travelled with a couple. Their kids have the same age as me and my sibling so they stayed at our place while our parents were away. Anyway, one night my brother got sick so I went to a drugstore with a friend (he is one year older than me). So, we bought everything and when we were paying my friend goes “OMG, NO. I FORGOT. NO NO NO.” like, he was screaming. So the cashier asked him what she could help him with and he goes “I NEED CONDOMS. I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS DOESN’T HAPPEN TONIGHT I’LL DIE.” ;________________; and then, obviously, everyone was staring at me. And I wanted to die. So I left lmao but my friend kept screaming “No. SEE? She is leaving. It isn’t going to happen. I need to have sex tonight. What should I do?” khasdkjashdkjashdkjashad so, I’ve never been to that drugstore ever since. What sucks since it is the closest one to where I live.
rapunzel: The Lion King, The Emperor’s New Groove and Beauty and the Beast.
- Art: Draw a stick figure.
- Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
- Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
- Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
- English: How many languages can you speak?
- Fear: Tell us three fears.
- Game: What was the last board game you played?
- Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
- Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
- Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
- Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
- Love: Do you believe in marriage?
- Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
- Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
- Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
- Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
- Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
- Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
- Star-sign: When's your birthday?
- Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
- Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
- Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
- Word: Write out your URL in your handwriting
- Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
- Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
- Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
- me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end
Because nothing is fine, you’re torn :|