I snort too much coca cola

lolsofunny:

do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course

Sometimes I’m on Tumblr and I open up a new tab and go to Tumblr again.

bblomkvist:

When you notice you spelled something wrong after you click create post.

gatiss:

#i wonder what my fandom limit is #like i wonder how many fandoms i can post from before my followers rise up and say ENOUGH VILE WOMAN #because clearly they speak like 19th century peasant folk

peetabrollark:

will sell soul and first born for thg from peeta’s pov

aus10carlile:

do you ever wonder if band guys cry themselves to sleep because of how stupid their fanbase is 

#probably zac as he was reading these tweets

everets:

Its funny that owl city song like he gets 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs like 1 in 10 lightning bugs are hugging him his approval rating among lightning bugs is almost as low as that among humans

theatomicboom:

omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits

like district 1 are vegas dancers

and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator 

and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video

district 4, well, it could be worse

case in point, see district 5

what the fuck district 6

district 7 and their origami 

i’m so sorry district 8

is the boy tribute from 9 supposed to be a dalek or

HOWDY Y’ALL FROM DISTRICT 10

wow really creative for 11

BOW DOWN TO DISTRICT 12, BITCHES

when im not on the computer i think about what im gonna do when i get on the computer

alwaysanoriginal:

have you ever realized that fangirling is actually really stressful