I snort too much coca cola: Archive

“Nobody tells an actor, “you’re playing a strong-minded man”. We assume that men are strong-minded. A strong-minded woman is a different animal.” —Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women” (via christophernolans)

Dec 29, 201128,472 notes

#ily

cousin: loser. you have no friends. all you do is get on the internet.
me: I AM INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS OKAY I DON'T SEE YOU HAVING FRIENDS FROM SINGAPORE, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, KOREA, THAILAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, NARNIA, MEXICO, BULGARIA LKAJSDLKJASFLKSJDGLKSDF

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#exactly

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#Jesse Eisenberg #GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR CUTENESS #idiot

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#the office

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#zac efron #your fucking eyes though

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#the chair and the lamp ones are my favorites #ever

Play

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#joseph gordon-levitt #Zooey Deschanel

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#adventureland #kristen stewart #jesse eisenberg

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#game of thrones #YEEEEEEEES

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#the vampire diaries #AWWWWWWW THEY WERE SO FUCKING CUTE #stupid Tyler

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#nicholas hoult

apug:

i feel like the internet saved and ruined my life at the same time

Dec 29, 20115,141 notes

#yes

"#First movie I watched with her. I WAS SO IMPRESSED" this is why we're friends. among other things.

I was going to be very sarcastic here but on the spirits of the holidays: I’m glad there are many other things :)

Dec 29, 2011

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#Angelina Jolie #lara croft: tomb raider #YEEEEEEEES! #First movie I watched with her. I WAS SO IMPRESSED #I miss playing Tomb Raider #now I need to watch this movie

quinsee:

cummunist:

atlaswasright:

ashleystayfree:

atlaswasright:

remember pottermore

remember google+

remember google wave

remember publr

remember the titans

Dec 29, 20111,671 notes

#REMEMBER THE TITANS

Parents aren't home on a friday night

normal people: throw a huge party, invite everyone, get out all the alcohol and make it a night to remember
me: sing my favourite song at the top of my lungs, dance around like a slut, stay on the internet all night and eat all the food in my house.

Dec 28, 201134,289 notes

#it isn't friday but I am home alone and I was just singing Original of the Species #WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

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#twilight #HAHAHAHAHAHA #THIS MOVIE

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#mr. and mrs. smith #brad pitt #angelina jolie #that first gif... GET OUT OF HERE

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#zac efron

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#the hunger games #josh hutcherson #OH AND YOU'RE ALSO PRETTY FUCKING ADORABLE #:*

waderudy:

i hate when i start a show i like and it’s like OH GREAT NOW I GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THESE FEELS

Dec 28, 20112,828 notes

TYPE YOUR NAME: Débora
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: sw3enolpeerda\
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Débora
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: e4gbhoirea
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: yb v nm76

Dec 28, 2011223,061 notes

#:D

when i stub my toe or something i always shout “FUCK ME!”

because i want everyone to know that i may be hurt, but i’m still single

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#obviously

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#the office

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#zac efron #you win at everything #except picking projects #lol

my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you

Dec 28, 201115,750 notes

#yes

Dec 28, 20114,484 notes

#the office #steve carell

a b c d e f g h i j k l m ... now I'm singing the song, and no I'm totally not stalking you

hdu. Don’t make fun of my condition~~

Dec 28, 2011

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#the office #:')

Assassin s tango John Powell

itsallaboutquaine:

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#mr. and mrs. smith #angelina jolie #brad pitt

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#robert pattinson

changing in my room

me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you

Dec 28, 201126,752 notes

#yes

ONE DAY I WILL HAVE A LIFE

BUT NOT TODAY!

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#lmao

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#dexter #why they had to kill her :(

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#josh hutcherson

friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they

Dec 28, 201155,874 notes

#always

theprincessdiana:

guys
think about how many hours you have spent on the internet this year

Dec 28, 20115,482 notes

#no regrets #just love