June 2013
more metal than the left side of the periodic table
can i become a character on teen wolf i’ll take one for the team and play isaacs love interest
*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
when your green shell hits someone in mario kart
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
The meaning of all the deaths in HP:
- James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
- Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
- Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
- Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
- Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
- Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
- Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
- Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
- Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
- Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
- Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
- Meaning of this post: To make anyone who reads it want to crawl in a hole and drown in their tears.
they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend
- What she says: I'm fine
- What she means: space: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. her five year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilization, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
lol but remember when the biggest problem for Percy was that Zeus’s Master Bolt was stolen
hey guess what. it's the weekend woooooooo [aggressively reblogs hurtful comic edits for you] you are my sunshine my only sunshineeeee
“I will love you forever; whatever happens. Until I die and after I die, and when I find my way out of the land of the dead, I’ll drift about forever, all my atoms, until I find you again.”
—Phillip Pullman, The Amber Spyglass (via aristochronism)
someone made a really good point in the commentary of a post once which basically boiled down to the fact that james and lily’s patronuses are complements of each other (stag / doe) as opposed to snape and lily’s (doe / doe) which just goes to show how love and obsession are not the same thing at all thank u for ur time
- Me: I like this character
- Character: *dies*
are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me
i wish i could escort people out of fandom and just be like
no no no no you’ve had enough my friend it is time for you to go for a while. you can come back when you are more level headed and less fucking stupid
what if when chekov saw somone hot he looked at them and whispered ‘i can do /zat/’
mY AUNT JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF SNOW BUT I CHOKED OMFG
i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
